my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!™
When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user
The timing in which people enter your life is very important.